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Due to the United States economy being totally devastated
by corrupt politicians, many months of extremely bad
weather and the subsequent reorganization tactics that I
have been forced into just to stay alive,
...we are BEHIND SCHEDULE!

I have 40 or 50 puppet orders on my work list
and they are all late!!
No more "eta's" or free rush orders, sorry.

If you do have a performance date,
a deadline or some other special event or
puppet emergency, add $450.00 to your total
for "Rush Production"

Current Customers:

I'm making puppets as fast as possible under the
circumstances and I truly do appreciate your patience.

I don't take any short cuts in quality and that continues
to make MonsterPuppets very popular however,
emails will NOT make your puppet arrive any faster.
In fact, it slows me down!

Listen to any news broadcast and you will hear about
thousands of small businesses just like us.
"We're here & we're hanging on" as best as we can. It
simply takes more time to do what we do than before.

REPEAT:
emails will NOT make your puppet arrive any faster.

ALSO:

Your Puppet IS NOT LOST in the mail!

We have shipped THOUSANDS of puppets over the
past 12 years and have NEVER lost even one!

Every Puppet is shipped via:
"The United States Postal Service" with
"Delivery Confirmation" and "Insurance" ( ! )
We have never`ever ~ lost a puppet in the mail.